i have grey arm hairs...

i'm feeling mesrible and just want to go home...

i get to be home by july 4th...

i don't think i will tell my boss i can work until after the 6th...

i kinda need the money though...

why is it when you get ready to get on the plane people tell you "have a safe flight"

i mean seriously i just want to say, "well actually i'm not flying today."

just a thought

during break my cuz said he wanted ceral.

so he made a cornicopia(sp) bowl.

he had five different kinds of ceral and had to eat with a serving spoon, and used half a gallon of milk.

haha that was a good thing on break!

that thing where guys wear a white tee shirt under a button up shirt and then leave the top button undone.

yeah thats sexy

My Dad is a Father
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. 
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and  he doesn't wear his collar that way." 
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of  your collar.


"Three Italian Nuns die and go to heaven"
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all  led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and poof, she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and poof, she's gone.  
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini" St. Peter looks perplexed. 
"Who?" he asks. "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't  ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.  St. Peter reads the article in the paper and starts laughing.  He hands it back to the nun and says, "No, sister, the paper says it was  the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school
playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and
saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found
this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and
started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then AuntJane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said,
"Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you
save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on
Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his
story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back
to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take
off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off.

Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy
and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Mommy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt.

• Shooting is not "too good" for my enemies.
• I will not waste time trying to make my enemies' deaths look like accidents. After all, I am not accountable to anyone, and my other enemies wouldn't believe it was an accident anyway.

• I will not have a son. Although his eventual and surely laughable plan to overthrow me will fail, it could provide a fatal distraction at a crucial moment.

• I will not have a daughter. Although she would certainly be as evil as she is beautiful, once she sees the hero's rugged good looks, she will no doubt betray me to him.

so if the helio commercials/slogan is "don't call us a phone company, don't call us a phone!"

what is it then?

a way of life?

a cult?

a ritualistic tool that you sacrifice a virgin or your first born to?

just call me red...

new hair, but no pics yet.

its red, well the roots are def. red, everything else is reddish/brown with shimmery cause of the natural high lights. but i digress, well i don't know, i just ramble

• blah blah blah
• saw happy feet, very funny
• at least i'm wearin gmy cloths

is it possible to be so exhusted that you can't even fall asleep?

cause thats what i'm feeling, i don't even want to move.

skipped out of first class this morning and the only reason i went to my second class was because of a test that i probably failed.

henh heh, but it was so worth it!

-if i had a booger, i'd pick it.

-i dressed myself today *hands shoot in air*

-if the r.a comes and says for us to turn the music down you or me should tell her only if she tells our sweet mates to stop having sex and peeing in the showere.